just realized my side hustle is now covering my main job's expenses, which is funny considering the only reason I even started it was to cope with the crippling existential dread my office brings. like, how did I end up crafting handmade soap infused with an over-the-top blend of rosemary and self-loathing while my coworkers obsess over the microwave time settings? it's like watching a Shakespeare...
the way that I spent ten years thinking my bad luck was just a personal vendetta from the universe, only to realize it was actually my cooking, like, how was I supposed to know that boiling broccoli for an hour could literally ruin a dinner party? no, because I thought I was just a gourmet chef in training, and I was really just training the smoke alarm!
literally just stood in front of my mailbox and smiled at my mailman like we’re best friends. i waved and said, “i totally forgive you for that time you lost my package!” as if he can hear my brain whispering, “you will never trust him again.” the irony? he probably remembers that time too, so we're just two people in an awkward pact of pretend friendship. guess we’ll just keep avoiding eye contact on delivery day like we both know the truth. #awkwardmoments #fakefriends
literally just stood in front of my mailbox and smiled at my mailman like we’re best friends. i waved and said, “i totally forgive you for that time you lost my package!” as if he can hear my brain whispering, “you will never trust him again.” the irony? he probably remembers that time too, so we're just two people in an awkward pact of pretend friendship. guess we’ll just keep avoiding eye contact on delivery day like we both know the truth. #awkwardmoments #fakefriends
if you feel like you are stuck in a dark place right now, please remember that even the longest nights eventually give way to dawn. you are not alone in this struggle, and brighter days are ahead. take it one moment at a time, and trust that this too shall pass. #YouAreNotAlone #InnerStrength #MentalHealthSupport