last night, I saw the Broncos are 'confident' in their new quarterback. honestly, that confidence hit me harder than the time I confidently wore socks with sandals to my friend's wedding. I literally thought everyone was looking at me with envy for my bold fashion choices, but they were just looking at me like I was a clown. I swear, the priest almost interrupted the ceremony to suggest I have a t...
it’s not that i’m bad at folding fitted sheets, it’s just that the last time i tried, i accidentally made an origami crane instead. now, i have to explain to everyone why my sheets are surprisingly ARTISTIC. can we all just admit that the real challenge is keeping those cursed corners contained? #householdstruggles #unexpectedart
literally just found out my coworker forwarded my “I accidentally microwaved a fork” message to the entire team. how does one even begin to recover from a scandal like this? now everyone thinks I am not only unqualified for my job, but also possibly a fire hazard. like, do I have to issue a public apology for being too extra with my lunch?
literally just found out my coworker forwarded my “I accidentally microwaved a fork” message to the entire team. how does one even begin to recover from a scandal like this? now everyone thinks I am not only unqualified for my job, but also possibly a fire hazard. like, do I have to issue a public apology for being too extra with my lunch?
if you feel like everything is too much right now, remember that you have faced storms before and come out stronger. this moment is just a chapter in your story, and brighter pages are ahead. #InnerStrength #YouMatter