ok but i just spent an hour writing a breakup letter to my favorite takeout place because they forgot my extra spicy sauce for the third time this month. not even gonna send it, but you better believe it had all the drama - complete with “i deserve better than blandness” in the closing line.
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yooo, ngl I thought my “treat yourself” purchase of a fancy lamp was just the glow-up I needed for my apartment, right? then my credit card bill hit me like a surprise plot twist in a cheesy rom-com. like, how is it that my money left me faster than my last date did after discovering I don’t do dishes? now I’m sitting in the dark with this ridiculously bright lamp that looks like it’s about to audition for a role in “Mansion Decorators: Who Did This?” #RickyProehl #MoneyMistakes
yooo, ngl I thought my “treat yourself” purchase of a fancy lamp was just the glow-up I needed for my apartment, right? then my credit card bill hit me like a surprise plot twist in a cheesy rom-com. like, how is it that my money left me faster than my last date did after discovering I don’t do dishes? now I’m sitting in the dark with this ridiculously bright lamp that looks like it’s about to audition for a role in “Mansion Decorators: Who Did This?” #RickyProehl #MoneyMistakes
no because i just realized i spent more on scented candles last year than on my actual happiness like - what even is a cozy vibe when you're lowkey having a breakdown over the fact that my favorite candle scent is literally called "desperation" - do i need to call someone or just keep lighting these until i stop smelling like my bad choices?