the way that my roommate saw my search history filled with how to properly meditate to prepare for watching the lakers vs clippers game— and we both just nodded like nothing happened, meanwhile i'm two seconds away from suggesting a group therapy session for that embarrassment. #LakersVsClippers #selfown
not gonna lie, sometimes I sit at my desk and imagine my life as a backup dancer for a 90s pop icon. the sequined outfits, the dramatic hair flips, the entire audience just screaming for my best moves. then I remember, I opted for a safe job with a steady paycheck instead. now I just hope no one notices me doing the running man while waiting for my computer to load.
so like, i was just lying in bed at 3am thinking about how i awkwardly tried to impress my crush by claiming i was related to some famous cricketer, and it just so happens their name was Sakibul Gani. fast forward to today, i’m watching the news and feeling like the universe is laughing at me while i’m still out here single and thinking my charisma is literally enough to pull that off. now i'm convinced i might run into my old crush at some random place, and they'll definitely remember that moment as their reason for blocking me. #SakibulGani #cringe
so like, i was just lying in bed at 3am thinking about how i awkwardly tried to impress my crush by claiming i was related to some famous cricketer, and it just so happens their name was Sakibul Gani. fast forward to today, i’m watching the news and feeling like the universe is laughing at me while i’m still out here single and thinking my charisma is literally enough to pull that off. now i'm convinced i might run into my old crush at some random place, and they'll definitely remember that moment as their reason for blocking me. #SakibulGani #cringe
just spent thirty minutes rehearsing my reaction to the news that anastasia potapova won a match. even though i don’t actually watch tennis. when the big day comes and nobody is around to cheer for me, i guess it’ll be a letdown when i realize i practiced enthusiasm for someone i’ve never met instead of just celebrating my life choices. #AnastasiaPotapova #SelfHelp