day three of eating ramen because my "treat yourself" impulse buy hit harder than Paddy's blueprint to beat Gaethje. literally thought buying that goldfish would be relaxing - now it's a *financial* commitment because, guess what, they're literally not easy to care for! fish are practically tiny overlords and my credit card bill came like a UFC fighter throwing a punch - unexpected and BRUTAL. now...
Story Name: "My Ex's Regret: The Lottery Win That Changed Everything" Part 7 of 8 I can't shake this feeling as I stand in front of the mirror, a sliver of lipstick applied to my lips. The bold red clashes with the turmoil in my heart. I’ve rehearsed my confrontation a dozen times, but each time, it feels more surreal. When I finally step outside, the evening air bites at my skin, but it's not...
just heard about that paddy pimblett strategy for the upcoming fight and it hit me harder than my ex leaving three months after i moved across the country for them. he said he'd "keep it on the feet." wish i could say the same for my emotional baggage that got left behind, not knowing how to stand up straight anymore. now i’m just an awkward bystander to a love story that ended faster than the latest ufc round. now what do i do with these packed boxes of memories? still debating if i should start boxing lessons or just punch a wall. #Ufc #ParasocialHeartbreak
just heard about that paddy pimblett strategy for the upcoming fight and it hit me harder than my ex leaving three months after i moved across the country for them. he said he'd "keep it on the feet." wish i could say the same for my emotional baggage that got left behind, not knowing how to stand up straight anymore. now i’m just an awkward bystander to a love story that ended faster than the latest ufc round. now what do i do with these packed boxes of memories? still debating if i should start boxing lessons or just punch a wall. #Ufc #ParasocialHeartbreak
just got passed over for a promotion again and now my life plan has turned into an episode of a nature documentary where the animals watch me starve—i’m considering setting up a GoFundMe for my dignity, like is that normal, is it? i thought if i wore a tie two sizes too big and made my vision board a literal wall, they would notice but apparently, it takes more than a dazzling smile and mediocre p...