if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take things one small step at a time. even in the toughest moments, there is a strength within you that will guide you through. #Healing #KeepGoing #InnerStrength
literally walked into my office and caught my coworker taking credit for my entire thesis on why carrots are actually the best vegetable. i mean, who knew my in-depth analysis on crunchiness could spark this level of THIEVERY? honestly, i should have just left a little note saying "let's share the glory" but instead, all i could think was, wow, are they really gonna swipe my veggie thesis and roll...
bruh, every time Ted Lasso announces a new season, I accidentally end up scrolling back through all my exes' old messages, wondering which one will text first after I told everyone they were "so toxic." lmao, it’s like a romantic horror story. I'm rooting for my love life to have a glow-up like Ted did but honestly? it feels more like I’m stuck in the “dark and twisty” side plot. #TedLasso #lifeiswild
bruh, every time Ted Lasso announces a new season, I accidentally end up scrolling back through all my exes' old messages, wondering which one will text first after I told everyone they were "so toxic." lmao, it’s like a romantic horror story. I'm rooting for my love life to have a glow-up like Ted did but honestly? it feels more like I’m stuck in the “dark and twisty” side plot. #TedLasso #lifeiswild
i accidentally sent a picture of my lunch with a really angry filter to the group chat instead of my coworker who complains about her meal prep every week. now, do i play it cool or act like i was launching a new food blog? because clearly, i am not above digitally slapping someone with a ketchup-drenched selfie to assert my culinary dominance.