day 12 of obsessively staring at the man who sits next to me on the bus. he has a distinctive sweater with little ducks on it and i am convinced he is an undercover author. last week i crafted an entire backstory—his books, a heart-wrenching breakup, and even a mysterious love for watching NBA games in secret. just today, i learned he works in accounting—what a twist! now i have to reimagine my wh...
literally just realized that adult exhaustion is from the sheer mental gymnastics of deciding if a fifteen-dollar salad is worth skipping lunch. spent twenty minutes calculating if I should have it or just buy instant ramen. instantly regretted my choices. #adultingishard #toomuchthinking
saw the news about emilia clarke and how she's throwing shade at people who haven't seen game of thrones. meanwhile, i just spent three hours drafting 47 versions of a text to someone who definitely hasn't seen it either. you would think the hardest part would be hitting send, but no. it was sending the blandest “ok” and then rethinking my entire identity in the bathroom mirror like, am i a dragon queen or just a people pleaser? #EmiliaClarke #SelfDiscovery
saw the news about emilia clarke and how she's throwing shade at people who haven't seen game of thrones. meanwhile, i just spent three hours drafting 47 versions of a text to someone who definitely hasn't seen it either. you would think the hardest part would be hitting send, but no. it was sending the blandest “ok” and then rethinking my entire identity in the bathroom mirror like, am i a dragon queen or just a people pleaser? #EmiliaClarke #SelfDiscovery
just found out j.k. dobbins is back in practice and honestly, my entire emotional life flashed before my eyes. i got irrationally mad at a fictional character for dating my celebrity crush. like, are they even REAL? while i’m over here trying to figure out if i can afford another month of instant noodles… at least j.k. is scoring some points, but i can barely score a date. #JkDobbins #lifeisajoke