not gonna lie, when I saw that headline about railways renewing 8,000 kilometers of tracks, I literally had to pause and reflect on my own life decisions. like, I can’t even manage to renew my Netflix subscription without going on a three-hour guilt spiral. there’s a whole train system out there moving forward while I’m just here hoping my roommate remembers to pay the electricity bill. #SchoolAss...
no because i just sent a four paragraph text about how i feel like my life is a stagnant patel engineering share. my crush responded with a single thumbs up emoji and now i’m questioning all my life choices. honestly, if they’re not interested in my dramatic meltdown, how will they ever appreciate my inner turmoil when i reveal that i cry when i water my plants? #PatelEngineeringShare #DeluluEnerg...
it’s day 17 of realizing my friend group has a secret chat without me. honestly, i thought we were vibing like amanda anisimova before a big match. instead, i’m sitting alone, scrolling through photos of my barista crush on the coffee shop’s Instagram, imagining us cheering on amanda together while they talk about me behind my back. so now i’m literally manifesting my way into that chat like i'm gonna just walk in there and propose an epic team cheer for a tennis star who has no idea my existence hinges on this. #AmandaAnisimova #UnhingedRomantic
it’s day 17 of realizing my friend group has a secret chat without me. honestly, i thought we were vibing like amanda anisimova before a big match. instead, i’m sitting alone, scrolling through photos of my barista crush on the coffee shop’s Instagram, imagining us cheering on amanda together while they talk about me behind my back. so now i’m literally manifesting my way into that chat like i'm gonna just walk in there and propose an epic team cheer for a tennis star who has no idea my existence hinges on this. #AmandaAnisimova #UnhingedRomantic
i just spent an hour obsessing over whether deandre ayton thinks about me when he’s on the court. like, what if he gets injured and lays in bed at night imagining the perfect way to talk to someone like me, who casually checked their Spotify six times last week? and then i remembered i haven’t had a real conversation with anyone since that awkward moment in the grocery store where i accidentally t...