i thought i had this amazing skill at cooking. after three years of gourmet recipe fails, my partner asked me to just focus on ‘heat and eat.’ so there i was, looking up how to use the oven without burning our house down while my sibling casually asked to borrow money to “upgrade their gaming setup.” two years later, my oven is still a decorative paperweight and now my sibling is throwing a launch...
it's three in the morning and i'm pacing my living room like it's my own personal WWE ring. literally, my parents just dropped the “we're divorcing” bomb, and now i'm supposed to mediate while avoiding becoming a human referee in their emotional boxing match. they just argued over who gets the vintage record player, and now i’m questioning whether i should join seedance 2.0 ai and leave the planet...
not gonna lie, every time I hear about the cricket match coming up, I feel that mix of excitement and dread, yaar. matlab, everyone’s hyped, but all I can think about is how I’m still stuck deciding between paying bills or treating myself to a match watch party. it’s like my friends have their lives sorted while I’m over here hiding my stress behind a fake smile, just hoping nobody asks about my ‘salary’ and what’s left in my wallet after rent. hai na? #IndVsPak #RealityCheck
not gonna lie, every time I hear about the cricket match coming up, I feel that mix of excitement and dread, yaar. matlab, everyone’s hyped, but all I can think about is how I’m still stuck deciding between paying bills or treating myself to a match watch party. it’s like my friends have their lives sorted while I’m over here hiding my stress behind a fake smile, just hoping nobody asks about my ‘salary’ and what’s left in my wallet after rent. hai na? #IndVsPak #RealityCheck
ever feel like you just started performing this character version of yourself, like, to fit into what everyone else expects? literally, the person they want to see, not who you actually are. some days, it's exhausting to keep up the act. and then you realize, deep down, you know nobody is even watching. #identitycrisis #mundanechaos