yooo, just sent my *deeply philosophical* grocery list to the entire group chat instead of that one friend. *strawberries. existential dread. bacon. unresolved childhood trauma.* i can already see my notifications blow up with a "deep thoughts" meme. might need to change my identity after this. #notwhatimeant #philosophicalgrocerylist
lmao so I was scrolling through the news about SMU making that half-court buzzer-beater and honestly - I started thinking about how I fell for the classic “I’m not ready for a relationship” line right before my ex was basically running down the aisle with someone else six months later - bruh, I still have his old hoodies! now they’re just lying there like sad trophies of what could have been - sho...
i looked in the mirror this morning and noticed something weird - my parents were looking back at me. they had my face, but somehow it was wearing a bathrobe and had bedhead. i think we’re becoming a family of reflection… but why do they both look so disappointed? maybe they are just as confused as I am about this life choice of wearing the same pajama pants for three days. #familytime #mirrorconfessions
i looked in the mirror this morning and noticed something weird - my parents were looking back at me. they had my face, but somehow it was wearing a bathrobe and had bedhead. i think we’re becoming a family of reflection… but why do they both look so disappointed? maybe they are just as confused as I am about this life choice of wearing the same pajama pants for three days. #familytime #mirrorconfessions
day 47 of feeling like my life is one long chaotic team meeting. my boss just said "we're like family here" right before he dropped the no raises bomb like a bad breakup text. meanwhile, i found out kyle van noy might be getting a new coach, and i am over here still emotionally recovering from not getting a coffee refill yesterday. life is literally a messy situation where i have to hide my disapp...