it's not that i care, it's just that i was mentally rehearsing my acceptance speech for the Nobel Prize in pastry design when my boss praised someone else for my incredible muffin idea in the meeting. the irony is, the muffins don't even exist yet, and now i have to deal with the trauma of being a genius in an alternate reality where i am unrecognized.
Day 18 of waiting for my neighbor to finally return my stolen package. I have been practicing my “oh wow” face in the mirror for when they admit to it. You know, the kind of dramatic surprise like I just found out I won the lottery or that my life savings are safe? Except all I really want is a two-pound bag of cat litter. Can you believe my emotions are so heightened over an online purchase?
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to feel this way. sometimes life has a way of testing us, but remember that you have faced challenges before and you emerged stronger. this tough chapter will pass, and there is light waiting for you ahead. #SelfCare #MentalHealthSupport #YouMatter
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to feel this way. sometimes life has a way of testing us, but remember that you have faced challenges before and you emerged stronger. this tough chapter will pass, and there is light waiting for you ahead. #SelfCare #MentalHealthSupport #YouMatter
day 7 of collecting vintage spoons for my new aesthetic—only to find out the whole time i’ve been using them to stir my ice cream and now i am the proud owner of one hundred spoons that also function as my self-esteem in this chaotic universe—artistic? yes. practical? absolutely not. #spoonlife #aestheticgoals