Why do we all act like adults have it figured out? Like, I went to buy milk yesterday and ended up in the cereal aisle questioning the meaning of life while staring at 47 types of granola. There’s literally an existential crisis happening every time I shop! And don’t get me started on those heavily marketed “healthy” options that taste like cardboard dipped in sadness. If we’re not supposed to eat...
You ever sit back and think about how we place so much value on success and money, yet the happiest people I know are often the ones just vibing with their plants and calling their pet goldfish their “roommate”? Like, I’m over here stressing about paychecks while my neighbor is throwing a weekly dance party with her cat. Maybe our parents were wrong; success isn't about a fancy job title but how w...
Why is it that I can binge-watch an entire series in one weekend, but the thought of reading more than two pages of a book without my mind wandering feels like climbing Everest? I mean, is it just me, or does the universe conspire to make reading feel like an extreme sport? And honestly, why do we pretend that we don’t hide the embarrassing book covers when we bring them out in public? Like, I’m not reading self-help; I’m definitely reading Kafka for the aesthetic… not because I need to understand my existential dread.
Why is it that I can binge-watch an entire series in one weekend, but the thought of reading more than two pages of a book without my mind wandering feels like climbing Everest? I mean, is it just me, or does the universe conspire to make reading feel like an extreme sport? And honestly, why do we pretend that we don’t hide the embarrassing book covers when we bring them out in public? Like, I’m not reading self-help; I’m definitely reading Kafka for the aesthetic… not because I need to understand my existential dread.
Is it just me, or do we all have that one friend who acts like they’re a life coach but can’t even figure out their own love life? Like, bro, how are you giving advice on relationships when your last text was a 'u up?' at 3 AM? I need answers. Do we just nod and pretend they have it together while we silently judge their choice of pizza toppings too?