yooo, just turned down an opportunity that had my heart racing. watched someone else slide into the success I could have had like they were auditioning for a reality show. now I’m stuck wondering if mukul rohatgi gets the justice I didn’t want. while I scroll through their celebration photos, I’m just here waiting for my “don’t worry, you’ll be fine” email that’s never gonna come. #MukulRohatgi #m...
ok but I just found out that Mukul Rohatgi is trending and I still can’t figure out how to fix the legal drama in my life—like, I spent an hour making a PowerPoint presentation about why I should never have taken that job that made me hate Mondays more than Mondays already hate me. just this morning, my roommate casually said that Yashwant Varma's removal has better plot twists than my love life, ...
it's not that i mind you claiming MY groundbreaking idea about rearranging the supply closet to optimize air circulation—it's just that it was inspired by the LIFE-CHANGING TED talk i watched in the breakroom, while you were googling how to fix your crooked tie for the THIRD time this week.
it's not that i mind you claiming MY groundbreaking idea about rearranging the supply closet to optimize air circulation—it's just that it was inspired by the LIFE-CHANGING TED talk i watched in the breakroom, while you were googling how to fix your crooked tie for the THIRD time this week.
wait—so I just got into a full-on PARASOCIAL BEEF with a fan account of a niche comedian who posted my 3am rant on a random Discord server, and now I am sending imaginary cease-and-desist letters to my reflection because clearly, I need to establish dominance in this imaginary feud. #cringe #deepdive