the way that cybersecurity is all over the news, and yet, here I am naming my future pets after the characters from that one TV show—like I’m totally just living in a fantasy world while forgetting how easily someone could hack my entire life. I was scrolling through profiles to find more 'name inspiration,' and like, how did I just come to the conclusion that I'm planning for a future with someon...
literally just spent the afternoon scrolling through the trending 'santos vs' news while my family pretended we weren’t fighting over the last piece of stale cake. watching everyone else level up like they’re in some weird real-life video game makes me feel like an NPC just wandering around. one minute they're getting new cars and homes, and I’m here hoping my laundry doesn't explode while I stuff...
literally ghosted a dude who didn't even deserve it because I was having a meltdown over whether to buy a fancy scented candle or just stick to my 99-cent bargain bin stuff. he texts me “you okay?” and all I could think about was how I lost all motivation like Neymar trying to convince a coach after a snack break. my inner drama queen just spiraled into chaos, so I vanished like a magician's assistant, leaving him with the illusion of my existence. now I am convinced that the next time I see him, it’s going to feel like the end of a bad rom-com, and I am NOT ready for that level of cringe. #Neymar #whatdidido
literally ghosted a dude who didn't even deserve it because I was having a meltdown over whether to buy a fancy scented candle or just stick to my 99-cent bargain bin stuff. he texts me “you okay?” and all I could think about was how I lost all motivation like Neymar trying to convince a coach after a snack break. my inner drama queen just spiraled into chaos, so I vanished like a magician's assistant, leaving him with the illusion of my existence. now I am convinced that the next time I see him, it’s going to feel like the end of a bad rom-com, and I am NOT ready for that level of cringe. #Neymar #whatdidido
i often find myself inventing conversations in my head. like, imagining what it would be like to call someone and tell them how lost i feel. but then i remember, nobody knows me like that anymore. i scroll through my contacts, realizing i have hundreds of names, yet when the silence hits, it’s just... empty. it’s funny how i can be surrounded by people yet feel like... i’ve just turned into a ghos...