if you are feeling lost or overwhelmed right now, just know that this moment does not define you. even the darkest nights eventually give way to dawn, and you have the strength to get there. #StayStrong #YouAreNotAlone #Healing
you know, it hit me that my Spotify Wrapped was just a mirror to my pathetic existence. while everyone else is vibing to upbeat anthems and summer playlists, i’m over here with songs that scream, “i’m lonely and eat ice cream at 2am.” and then i see Haaland winning with his fancy footwork. like, oh cool, great, a guy running around being adored while i barely manage to run to the fridge. meanwhile...
yooo, so i just heard about bill belichick’s fall from grace and like, bruh, it’s hitting harder than when my crush ghosted me after three dates. I mean, I’ve invested so much energy into this dude’s legacy like he was my own. now I’m over here feeling betrayed—like if he can lose his magic, what does that say about my dating life? like, am I manifesting heartbreak instead of love? honestly, I might just start charging for my emotional labor at this point. #VaheGregorian #DeluluVibes
yooo, so i just heard about bill belichick’s fall from grace and like, bruh, it’s hitting harder than when my crush ghosted me after three dates. I mean, I’ve invested so much energy into this dude’s legacy like he was my own. now I’m over here feeling betrayed—like if he can lose his magic, what does that say about my dating life? like, am I manifesting heartbreak instead of love? honestly, I might just start charging for my emotional labor at this point. #VaheGregorian #DeluluVibes
it's not that i’m bad at cooking, it’s just that my oven has a sense of humor. every time i try to bake a cake, it magically turns into an unplanned casserole. my family just keeps reminding me about those ‘creative endeavors’ whenever they eat leftovers for a week. thank goodness for takeout—sometimes culinary disaster means fintech innovation in my life. now i'm investing in my ordering skills i...