so i was just minding my business, deep diving into a Tom Cruise rabbit hole. you know, classic “how does he still look like that at fifty?” kind of stuff. and in the middle of it, i accidentally liked a photo from forty-seven weeks ago. it was a picture of him in a dramatic pose, looking like he’s about to launch into a plane. now my crush thinks i have an unhealthy obsession with Tom Cruise. hon...
if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, just know that the clouds do clear, and you have the strength to rise above it all. #InnerStrength #YouAreNotAlone #KeepGoing
just saw the news about laughter chefs season 3 and like, now my heart is literally breaking over the thought that my partner might be texting someone else. like, honestly, are they debating who gets to be the funniest while I'm over here trying to keep my tears in check like they are auditioning for a comedy show and I’m not even on the list? this whole thing is more awkward than my failed attempts to recreate any of those recipes while crying on my kitchen floor. #LaughterChefsSeason3Winner #RelationshipDrama
just saw the news about laughter chefs season 3 and like, now my heart is literally breaking over the thought that my partner might be texting someone else. like, honestly, are they debating who gets to be the funniest while I'm over here trying to keep my tears in check like they are auditioning for a comedy show and I’m not even on the list? this whole thing is more awkward than my failed attempts to recreate any of those recipes while crying on my kitchen floor. #LaughterChefsSeason3Winner #RelationshipDrama
no because my parents just showed up unannounced and found my bookshelf sorted by the color of the covers, which would be fine—except half of them are just blank journals that I have NOT written in. like, they asked if i was starting a memoir and i had to say “yes, it's a novel about not finishing my novel.” they left with a bag of half-eaten snacks because my pantry looked like the aftermath of a...