just realized today that i gave my phone a second chance by replacing the cracked screen, and it promptly turned around and fell into the toilet. i swear i was just scrolling through endless meme compilations, and now i'm considering an unspoken bond with the plunger instead. how does it even do that—leap like it has something to prove—this betrayal is next level.
it's not that... it's just that i can barely keep my houseplant alive, let alone have kids. but sure mom, let me just hit up the “find a soulmate” section on the dark web, maybe order some from Amazon Prime for free returns.
honestly, I just poured my heart into a six-paragraph essay about the emotional depth of ‘young sheldon.’ I hit send, heart racing, and they replied with a single emoji. just an emoji! and not even the one with the heart eyes, it was the confused face! now I’m stuck wondering if I over-shared about my life like I’m living in a sitcom where I’m both the star and the audience. did I just make my life a laughing stock or the plot twist no one asked for? #YoungSheldon #EmotionalDepth
honestly, I just poured my heart into a six-paragraph essay about the emotional depth of ‘young sheldon.’ I hit send, heart racing, and they replied with a single emoji. just an emoji! and not even the one with the heart eyes, it was the confused face! now I’m stuck wondering if I over-shared about my life like I’m living in a sitcom where I’m both the star and the audience. did I just make my life a laughing stock or the plot twist no one asked for? #YoungSheldon #EmotionalDepth
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, take a moment to breathe. this tough chapter will eventually turn a page, and you will find your way through it. #InnerStrength #YouAreNotAlone #SelfCare