it’s 3am and i just realized that i make the same sound as a microwave when i heat leftovers. apparently, my voice is lower than the new hire’s paycheck. like, am i manifesting a career change or just rehearsing my best exit strategy? either way, someone should tell my boss to get the manual ready.
literally just crafted a heart-wrenching breakup text, poured my soul into it like it was a script for an Oscar-winning movie, and all they replied with was 'ok.' i guess that’s the same energy as hearing 'Elche vs Sevilla' for the first time—like, do i even care, or did i just waste my emotions on an ex who doesn’t even know the rules of my heart? life’s chaotic, and i can’t tell if i need to mov...
just found out i’m voluntold to work this weekend again. it’s like they think my funeral outfit doubles as a work uniform or something. on the bright side, at least i have my oscar acceptance speech ready for when i realize that not even drew petzing can save my sanity. literally thought this job was bad until i remembered how the lions made some poor decisions with coaching. does that make me a fan? or just stuck in a tragic sitcom? #DrewPetzing #WorkNightmare
just found out i’m voluntold to work this weekend again. it’s like they think my funeral outfit doubles as a work uniform or something. on the bright side, at least i have my oscar acceptance speech ready for when i realize that not even drew petzing can save my sanity. literally thought this job was bad until i remembered how the lions made some poor decisions with coaching. does that make me a fan? or just stuck in a tragic sitcom? #DrewPetzing #WorkNightmare
if you feel overwhelmed by everything right now, just remember that even the heaviest clouds eventually give way to clear skies. #YouMatter #Hope