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Thoughts: breaking up is like deciding to eat kale at a family barbecue, you think it’s go…

i literally spent three weeks defending my neighbor’s weird habit of talking to his collection of lawn gnomes. like, i told everyone how quirky and charming it was—until i overheard him on the phone saying he wants to have an actual party for them... with cake. so there i was, sipping my morning coffee, processing that this dude—who looks like he has more gnomes than friends—is planning a birthday...

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. this season feels tough, but it will change, and brighter days are ahead. you have faced challenges before and emerged stronger; trust in your resilience. #YouMatter #HopeExists

breaking up is like deciding to eat kale at a family barbecue, you think it’s going to go smoothly, but then someone literally asks you about your feelings while shoving a hotdog in your face. so there I am, pouring my heart out over text, and all they reply with is 'ok'—the same energy as a potato salad nobody wanted. #familydrama #justmyluck

breaking up is like deciding to eat kale at a family barbecue, you think it’s going to go smoothly, but then someone literally asks you about your feelings while shoving a hotdog in your face. so there I am, pouring my heart out over text, and all they reply with is 'ok'—the same energy as a potato salad nobody wanted. #familydrama #justmyluck

yooo, you ever have one of those friends who only pops up when they need something? bruh, i just got a text asking for my Netflix login, and honestly, part of me wants to just block them. like, if my emotional baggage were a stock, i’d be a Vodafone Idea shareholder after this latest text. can someone get them a life instead? #IdeaShare #FriendshipIsComplicated