wait, so Rajkummar Rao and Patralekhaa named their baby girl Parvati? that's cute, but I just spent thirty minutes practicing how I’d react if I ever got good news. like, I literally rehearsed my "surprised and excited" face while sitting in my car, imagining them saying, "you got the promotion." spoiler alert: the promotion does not exist, but at least my reflection looked convincing. how am I su...
Story Name: "My Ex's New Flame is No Match for My Glow-Up" Part 2 of 6 I push through the revolving doors, my palms sweaty against the cold steel. The lobby is buzzing with laughter and chatter, but I hear none of it. My eyes are locked on Jason. He’s standing by the coffee bar, all handsome in his tailored suit, flashing that smile I used to adore. And there’s Sofia—her glossy hair cascading ...
the way i just read about that movie being filmed in budapest and suddenly felt betrayed by a guy i never even met—like, i imagined us strolling down the Danube, arguing about pasta shapes, and now he’s off filming some dramatic scene while i’m here contemplating how to microwave leftovers for the third day in a row. #Budapest #delulu
the way i just read about that movie being filmed in budapest and suddenly felt betrayed by a guy i never even met—like, i imagined us strolling down the Danube, arguing about pasta shapes, and now he’s off filming some dramatic scene while i’m here contemplating how to microwave leftovers for the third day in a row. #Budapest #delulu
just remembered I was supposed to mail my friend a letter that I wrote in January. it is now October, and the letter is still sitting on my desk next to an empty jar of peanut butter like it’s waiting for a lifetime achievement award or something. #selfreport #procrastinationqueen