so i finally decided to break my year-long streak of not seeing anyone and walked into this group yoga class thinking it might help, but the instructor got all zen and was like "feel the energy in the room" and i literally felt nothing. the only thing i managed to connect with was the floor, and now my back hurts like i am being punished for trying to reach out.
یار، میں نے اپنے دوست کو کھو دیا اور اب کسی کو کال کرنے کی ہمت نہیں ہے۔ دل میں ایک عجیب خاموشی ہے — کوئی سمجھتا نہیں۔
pata nahi kyu, lekin jab meri saas ne kaha ki mera asli kaam to ek beta dena tha, toh kuchh andar se toot gaya aur ab bachiyon ki aankhon mein voh soch dekhkar khud pe sharam aati hai, yaar.
pata nahi kyu, lekin jab meri saas ne kaha ki mera asli kaam to ek beta dena tha, toh kuchh andar se toot gaya aur ab bachiyon ki aankhon mein voh soch dekhkar khud pe sharam aati hai, yaar.
i tried to show off my knowledge of wine at a dinner party but accidentally described a bottle as "robust like a well-aged dog" instead of "well-aged oak" and everyone went silent for like three seconds before bursting into laughter. now i have to avoid dinner parties where they might pull out the "robust dog" wine for the rest of my life.