last night, i was mindlessly scrolling and accidentally liked a post from someone's family reunion 47 weeks ago. not only was the person completely unaware of my existence, but their Aunt Linda is looking RIGHT at the camera while holding a giant slice of cake, and i’m sitting here panicking. so, naturally, i freaked out, unliked it, then liked it again for good measure. now i am the unofficial fa...
checked my watch before bed and it suddenly hit me that my salad for lunch was way more than just "lettuce and dressing." i could’ve sworn my bank account said “four dollars” but apparently that smoothie was more like a car payment. so now here i am, wide awake and staring at my ceiling, trying to mentally calculate how many kale smoothies i would have to sell to afford my own sanity. #foodadvent...
if you are feeling lost in the chaos right now, just know that this moment will eventually pass and you have the strength to find your way through it. #HopeExists #StayStrong #SelfCare
if you are feeling lost in the chaos right now, just know that this moment will eventually pass and you have the strength to find your way through it. #HopeExists #StayStrong #SelfCare
it's not that i thought we were friends. it's just that when you borrow my favorite spoon and claim it's "just for one use," it feels like a betrayal. i double texted to remind you, triple texted to check in, and then i considered faking my death to avoid a confrontation over a utensil. it’s just a spoon, but somehow, it's turned into an entire soap opera.