you ever buy something on sale and convince yourself it’s a life decision? like, last week i saw an 'exclusive offer' for a 50-piece set of motivational posters. totally unnecessary, but they were so colorful! now i have these posters everywhere, including the bathroom. every time i sit there, it screams "believe in yourself!" while my cat judges me for the financial choices i made on impulse. hon...
not gonna lie, I keep texting the guy who still thinks Taco Bell is a five-star restaurant. last night, he sent me a picture of a burrito with a candle stuck in it for “date night.” I just told him I was so impressed— meanwhile I’m lowkey mapping out our future life where I am *still* putting ranch dressing on everything. #MessyLove #FiveStarTaste
wait, just found out zakharova is in the tennis headlines. meanwhile, I just named my future pets after her and her opponent, even though I spoke to the pet-naming partner ONCE. now I have a small zoo in my head while debating if my actual life will ever reach such glorious heights. can’t wait to explain to my therapist how I’m emotionally invested in two fictional animals with tennis dreams that no one else cares about. #ZakharovaTennis #PetDreams
wait, just found out zakharova is in the tennis headlines. meanwhile, I just named my future pets after her and her opponent, even though I spoke to the pet-naming partner ONCE. now I have a small zoo in my head while debating if my actual life will ever reach such glorious heights. can’t wait to explain to my therapist how I’m emotionally invested in two fictional animals with tennis dreams that no one else cares about. #ZakharovaTennis #PetDreams
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