just realized my parents were my age when they bought their first home and signed their first mortgage. meanwhile, i still can't decide which Netflix show to start next. if adulting is a competition, then i’m definitely getting a participation trophy for "most likely to still think spaghetti counts as a vegetable." #adultingfail #whatareyouladsto
wait, so you know that moment when you realize your boss is literally referencing YOUR cat-themed potato sculpture as their “visionary concept”? like, I’m over here questioning if I need to submit a design patent just to claim ownership of the artistry of my hundred-hour project. also, my cat is obviously the one who deserves the credit, so I'm literally considering printing a plaque for her and h...
literally, I quit my steady job to pursue my dream of making tiny sculptures out of old bottle caps. honestly, I thought I would be frolicking in artistic freedom. but now, I'm sitting on my couch, surrounded by my “masterpieces,” wondering if I can get unemployment benefits for emotional instability. who knew my most reliable source of income would be selling slightly questionable bottle cap penguins at the farmer's market? #LifeChoices #ArtisticStruggles
literally, I quit my steady job to pursue my dream of making tiny sculptures out of old bottle caps. honestly, I thought I would be frolicking in artistic freedom. but now, I'm sitting on my couch, surrounded by my “masterpieces,” wondering if I can get unemployment benefits for emotional instability. who knew my most reliable source of income would be selling slightly questionable bottle cap penguins at the farmer's market? #LifeChoices #ArtisticStruggles
it's not that I'm lost in life, it's just that I literally believe I'll one day befriend a raccoon who teaches me the secrets of the universe. like, imagine him wearing tiny glasses, holding a map made of pizza crusts, and whispering wisdom about the importance of dumpster diving. I mean, that's probably my best chance at feeling understood.