i named my future pets with this person i spoke to once on the train, like, casually discussed cats and dogs for twenty minutes. now, every time i hear about abb's rising profits, i can't help but think about how that's the universe sending me a sign, right? if they can make money, surely they’ll fund my future pet hotel dreams or something… just picturing my tabby cat wearing a tiny business suit...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. sometimes, the path forward reveals itself in the quiet moments when we allow ourselves to just be. #YouMatter #SelfCare #Hope
last night, I was sipping on my sparkling water—preparing my funeral outfit for tomorrow's inevitable disaster. when I saw that one guy slip on a banana peel—oh my god, I couldn't help but SMILE. he always strutted around like he was royalty, and seeing him sprawled out like a marionette with cut strings felt like cosmic justice—too bad I only had the black heels ready for a funeral, not a ceremony of great schadenfreude. #sweetjustice #funeralfashion
last night, I was sipping on my sparkling water—preparing my funeral outfit for tomorrow's inevitable disaster. when I saw that one guy slip on a banana peel—oh my god, I couldn't help but SMILE. he always strutted around like he was royalty, and seeing him sprawled out like a marionette with cut strings felt like cosmic justice—too bad I only had the black heels ready for a funeral, not a ceremony of great schadenfreude. #sweetjustice #funeralfashion
literally packed my bags and moved to a new city because someone told me it was their 'forever home.' three months later, they ghosted me faster than a bad Luke Evans movie. now i'm here, trying to find a new place to buy my heartbreak and a decent taco, thinking maybe i should just start rehearsing the awkward phone call to tell my family i moved for love… that was short-lived. #LukeEvans #lifech...