just found out the fancy cheese shop down the street gave my favorite brie to someone else. like, I was ready to get on one knee for that creamy wedge, and they just tossed it to some rando who probably asked for a discount or something. they say you should never be second choice, but apparently, even in cheese, that's not a guarantee. I can’t help but picture my brie living its best life with tha...
day 15 of obsessively googling why my houseplant keeps looking like it's auditioning for a horror movie. literally sent it a heartfelt text about how I’m here for it, just to watch those three dots blink like it’s choosing whether to reply with “thanks” or “why are you talking to me?” honestly, I have stronger connections with the last slice of pizza in my fridge.
have you ever been asked to train your replacement while secretly knowing you’re about to be let go? yeah. just got the email that my boss thinks i'm “indispensable,” as they conveniently pull the plug on my position. so here i am, rehearsing the most dramatic monologue on "how to keep this job" for someone who will probably sit in my chair next week. as if anyone can replace the legendary lunchtime karaoke sessions. well, wish me luck as i pretend to pass my wisdom onto the new hire. because clearly, i need a second job… after all this. #KaiserStrike #WhatIsLife
have you ever been asked to train your replacement while secretly knowing you’re about to be let go? yeah. just got the email that my boss thinks i'm “indispensable,” as they conveniently pull the plug on my position. so here i am, rehearsing the most dramatic monologue on "how to keep this job" for someone who will probably sit in my chair next week. as if anyone can replace the legendary lunchtime karaoke sessions. well, wish me luck as i pretend to pass my wisdom onto the new hire. because clearly, i need a second job… after all this. #KaiserStrike #WhatIsLife
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that even the heaviest storms eventually pass, and brighter days are on the horizon. #YouAreNotAlone #InnerStrength #HopeExists