just realized that while everyone is stressing about the republic day sale, i forgot to take my dry cleaning from two weeks ago. my shirt is literally conspiring against me while i drown in fabric fresheners. like, sorry i can't come join you all in your shiny iPhone fantasies. meanwhile, i’m just here staring at the ominous bundle of regret in the corner of my room. who even invented forgetting l...
not gonna lie, i just sat up in bed at 3am replaying that time i thought a group of geese were just casually hanging out, only for me to find out they were a setup for an SNL sketch. awkwardly laughed like they were supposed to be part of my life. it hit me hard—what if all my embarrassing moments were actually written by a team of comedians, and my whole existence is a running gag? #GeeseSnl #Lif...
no because my holiday dinner literally turned into an intervention about my recent obsession with collecting antique butter knives. like, everyone gathered around the table to discuss my "unhealthy fixation" while my aunt gestured dramatically with a Victorian butter knife like it was a weapon. i am 100% convinced they don’t understand that these beauties literally belong in a museum. honestly, do they think butter will stop being delicious just because I have an eleven-piece cutlery set from the 1800s?
no because my holiday dinner literally turned into an intervention about my recent obsession with collecting antique butter knives. like, everyone gathered around the table to discuss my "unhealthy fixation" while my aunt gestured dramatically with a Victorian butter knife like it was a weapon. i am 100% convinced they don’t understand that these beauties literally belong in a museum. honestly, do they think butter will stop being delicious just because I have an eleven-piece cutlery set from the 1800s?
yooo, just watched the latest episode of mann ki baat. decided to channel my inner PM and give myself a pep talk. picture this: I am standing in my kitchen, glaring at the leftovers. I just told my microwave to “step up its game” because—get this—I *accidentally* set my bar too high. now I’m contemplating which meal is 'excellence' for dinner. the whole time, the burnt rice is silently judging my ...