So my mom casually asked when I am having kids, and I literally choked on my cereal because I was like, "Mom, I don’t even have a houseplant." Honestly, the only thing I’m nurturing is my intense relationship with my couch and honestly, that is a commitment. #SingleAndThriving #PlantParentGoals
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it's not that we weren't best friends trading glue sticks in elementary school... it's just that now you act like we never lived through that time you knocked over the art teacher's cart and it was literally a crime scene. i saw you walk by me, giving me that “who is this person” look like i didn’t share my fruit snacks with you during the disaster of fifth grade history class. like, do you forget how we survived the "dreaded book reports" phase together? it's such a betrayal.
it's not that we weren't best friends trading glue sticks in elementary school... it's just that now you act like we never lived through that time you knocked over the art teacher's cart and it was literally a crime scene. i saw you walk by me, giving me that “who is this person” look like i didn’t share my fruit snacks with you during the disaster of fifth grade history class. like, do you forget how we survived the "dreaded book reports" phase together? it's such a betrayal.
i just found out about that filly, right? my friend texted me excitedly while i was eating microwave popcorn in my pajamas at three in the afternoon. i used to judge people for being obsessed with horses. now i am officially sitting here daydreaming about adopting a horse farm and naming every horse after all my exes. imagine that therapy bill. #Filly #HorseDreams