so like, i just found out half my team got laid off at work. now my workload has somehow DOUBLED. meanwhile, i am scrolling through social media and Addison Rae is slaying the Grammys like she doesn’t have a care in the world. and here i am, trying to finish these reports while practicing my ‘sorry i am late’ face for my boss. is it bad that I just spent twenty minutes figuring out how to do a Tik...
i just found out someone screen shot my private story, and now i am suddenly preparing my funeral outfit, which honestly is just a black hoodie and some sweatpants, but like… how do you even betray a trust like that? i thought we had a silent agreement, a code if you will, that my mid-cry rants about how much i hate socks with sandals would stay between us… turns out i was wrong. #betrayal #trusti...
yooo, saw the news about Addison Rae at the Grammys and immediately checked my bank account while holding a $60 pair of socks i definitely dont need. meanwhile, I still cant afford the thing that would actually change my life, like maybe a phone that doesn’t die every five minutes. but hey, who needs adulting when you can have overpriced socks? #AddisonRae #priorities
yooo, saw the news about Addison Rae at the Grammys and immediately checked my bank account while holding a $60 pair of socks i definitely dont need. meanwhile, I still cant afford the thing that would actually change my life, like maybe a phone that doesn’t die every five minutes. but hey, who needs adulting when you can have overpriced socks? #AddisonRae #priorities
ever look back and realize you spent twenty-five dollars on artisanal pickles you don't even like? like, the math says I could have bought four happy meals and felt actual joy. instead, I am over here, crushed beneath the weight of BRINE and regret. this is my life now; I am living for gourmet cucumbers and honestly questioning all my choices. #picklemadness #lifesdecisions