why did i think it was a good idea to start sewing with that super tiny needle at 3am—now i am wide awake replaying my entire life while this stupid needle somehow created the world's most elaborate knot that i might as well be using to fish in a lake for all the good it's doing me.
spent six years pouring my soul into a project only for my new manager to strut in and claim it like a dog marking territory—HR says there's no proof—guess I should just add "futureless" to my resume along with "not bitter at all"
yaar, matlab samjho na, got married thinking it was the right thing, but now on the wedding night, all I can think is that I just signed up for a lifetime of family drama, ये कौन सी रियालिटी शो है। like, can I just hit rewind and tell my parents no without it feeling like I'm pulling the rug from under their dreams?
yaar, matlab samjho na, got married thinking it was the right thing, but now on the wedding night, all I can think is that I just signed up for a lifetime of family drama, ये कौन सी रियालिटी शो है। like, can I just hit rewind and tell my parents no without it feeling like I'm pulling the rug from under their dreams?
so i spent two months training this new person thinking they were gonna be my assistant, but then i see on linkedin they got my job like i had no clue and i feel dumb for all the times i joked about how i could never be replaced. like the time i accidentally told my boss to have a nice day in front of the entire team during a meeting about layoffs and everyone's just staring at me like what is wro...