just caught myself googling “Lucknow zero waste city” like i actually care. meanwhile, i still have leftovers from three weeks ago taking up residence in my fridge. it’s honestly wild that my parents would probably know all about this city’s eco-initiatives while i’m still pretending my life is put together. i may have to reassess my priorities. #Lucknow #selfreflect
just told my friends i can't hang out because my dog is having a “medical emergency.” plot twist: i don't even have a dog. i'm just sitting at home with a bowl of cereal, contemplating the mysteries of life like why the last piece of pizza never gets eaten. you know, like what even is self-care… anyway, hope they buy my elaborate excuse. #overthinking #socialanxiety
yooo, just scrolled through my camera roll and found a picture of a three-foot stuffed carrot in a grocery store, like who even buys that? honestly, I might have been *hunting* for a bunny costume or something equally unhinged. now I’m mentally preparing to explain this in court one day, like “your honor, it’s a prop for my alternative career as a veggie influencer.” but seriously, who knew a plush carrot could carry so much evidence?
yooo, just scrolled through my camera roll and found a picture of a three-foot stuffed carrot in a grocery store, like who even buys that? honestly, I might have been *hunting* for a bunny costume or something equally unhinged. now I’m mentally preparing to explain this in court one day, like “your honor, it’s a prop for my alternative career as a veggie influencer.” but seriously, who knew a plush carrot could carry so much evidence?
literally just sat down and calculated how long it would take to save for my dream blender. yes, a blender. not a car or a house. a blender that can make smoothies, soups, and probably solve world hunger. found out it would take TWO YEARS, and now i am questioning my entire existence.