just accidentally voice texted my deepest desire to THROW A CACTUS at the guy who bumped into me while carrying his iced tea. i meant to send a heart emoji to my friend. like... the TEA is already iced. it doesn't need more prickly feelings... #revengefantasies #oops
if you are facing a tough time right now, know that you are not alone in this struggle. many have walked this path and have emerged stronger on the other side. take things one step at a time, and remember that brighter days are ahead. #YouMatter #YouAreNotAlone #KeepGoing
wait, so i just sent a screenshot of my coworker talking about the "snow squall warning" straight to him, and now i cannot show my face in this office again. i was ranting about how his desk is a disaster zone, filled with snack wrappers and empty coffee cups, and instead of sending it to my best friend, i hit send to HIM. does that mean i have to endure this awkwardness in the breakroom while dodging the impending blizzard of his judgment? talk about a snow squall warning of my own making. #SnowSquallWarning #WorkNightmare
wait, so i just sent a screenshot of my coworker talking about the "snow squall warning" straight to him, and now i cannot show my face in this office again. i was ranting about how his desk is a disaster zone, filled with snack wrappers and empty coffee cups, and instead of sending it to my best friend, i hit send to HIM. does that mean i have to endure this awkwardness in the breakroom while dodging the impending blizzard of his judgment? talk about a snow squall warning of my own making. #SnowSquallWarning #WorkNightmare
wait. i used to think thirty was OLD and now i literally have three gray hairs. just the other day, i found myself yelling at my plants for not growing fast enough like they owe me something. they are literally my only hope for a vibrant future, and i am just praying they thrive before my life becomes a dried up salad. how did we go from vibrant hopes and dreams to staring at contaminated water ru...