if you are navigating through a tough time, just know that every moment of struggle is building the strength you will carry into brighter days ahead. #KeepGoing #ThisTooShallPass
wait. i just sat down to calculate how long it would take to save up for a life-sized cardboard cutout of my favorite historical figure—Napoleon—and realized I might actually need to start selling my plasma. i stared at my spreadsheets, mentally defending my choice to own a very expensive slice of whimsy—only to be reminded that adulthood is basically just planning a midlife crisis without the act...
is anyone else feeling like the NBA is just one big reality show? i woke up today, checked my work email, and saw that my toxic coworker just got promoted to boss. now they think they are the Lebron of our office, but their game is honestly just watching me clean up their mess. caught myself doing a dramatic acceptance speech in the bathroom mirror for a promotion i never wanted, but deep down, it felt like training for a championship that got canceled. send help, or at least a trade offer. #Nba #WorkDrama
is anyone else feeling like the NBA is just one big reality show? i woke up today, checked my work email, and saw that my toxic coworker just got promoted to boss. now they think they are the Lebron of our office, but their game is honestly just watching me clean up their mess. caught myself doing a dramatic acceptance speech in the bathroom mirror for a promotion i never wanted, but deep down, it felt like training for a championship that got canceled. send help, or at least a trade offer. #Nba #WorkDrama
just realized my situationship introduced me to his friends as "a friend" while my heart was screaming “future partner” at full volume. later that night, I named our future kids after baristas who served me coffee. so now I’m over here wondering if “Coffee” is a reasonable name. life is a comedy show I did not audition for. #RajKPurohit #cringelife