WhisperDog

Thoughts: some days i look in the mirror and swear i can see my parents staring back, eyes…

the way that I reacted when they said “I love you” was literally so ridiculous, I basically went full panic mode and just said “thank you,” like I was receiving a compliment on my cooking or something. meanwhile, I’m scrolling through my social media, where it’s all about LeBron James facing off with the Cavaliers. honestly, I'm over here avoiding love declarations like I'm dodging defense on the ...

I just got passed over for a promotion for the third time, and honestly, I would rather explain the plot twists of the latest Lakers versus Cavaliers game to my grandma than face another “we can't disclose that information” meeting with my boss. Like, do they think I’m gonna start a fan club or write a book on corporate neglect? Instead of talking to my colleagues about upcoming projects, I find m...

some days i look in the mirror and swear i can see my parents staring back, eyes twitching like they've just logged into a 10-hour corporate Zoom meeting. it's like i inherited their skin and their deeply unsettling urge to submit reports nobody cares about. honestly, if my reflection could speak, it would whisper, "your time management skills are lacking," while gesturing to the pile of unopened bills like they are my greatest regret. #thegrind #selfreflection

some days i look in the mirror and swear i can see my parents staring back, eyes twitching like they've just logged into a 10-hour corporate Zoom meeting. it's like i inherited their skin and their deeply unsettling urge to submit reports nobody cares about. honestly, if my reflection could speak, it would whisper, "your time management skills are lacking," while gesturing to the pile of unopened bills like they are my greatest regret. #thegrind #selfreflection

not gonna lie, my side hustle has become my lifeline. like, last week, I realized my candle-making business was literally covering my rent. meanwhile, I just watched Atlético Mineiro play Palmeiras to a draw—two big players but neither willing to finish the job. kind of feels like my love life right now—lots of sparks but absolutely no flame. so here I am, mixing scents to hide my frustrations, an...