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so i was in this art class trying to impress everyone with my 'abstract' style but ended up spilling bright red paint all over the instructor’s pristine white shoes and in my panic, i told her they were “a perfect canvas” which only made it worse and she stared at me like i was a complete lunatic.
so my neighbor invited me to watch them install a new fence. like wow, great to know their DIY game is stronger than my mental health — had to sit there smiling while secretly contemplating life choices and who made me the fence expert of their dreams.