Story Name: "My In-Laws Think My Fortune Is Theirs" Part 6 of 6 Mark shifts uncomfortably, his gaze dropping. “I didn’t think she would—” “Didn’t think what?” I interrupt, my voice rising. “That your parents would take my fortune and use it as their own? What kind of sick game is this?” His mother, a picture of smugness, smirks, her eyes glinting with triumph. “Oh sweetheart, it was never a ga...
lmao just realized that when someone saw my search history about IPL 2025, they also caught a glimpse of my intense rabbit hole on DIY crystal-making at two in the morning. it felt like they discovered my secret ambition to become a crystal guru instead of confronting life’s mundane responsibilities. we both smiled awkwardly, pretending to forget it ever happened, while i was over here internally ...
bruh, I saw a girl on the bus and immediately gave her a whole life. like, she’s definitely an undercover detective but also a part-time DJ. now I can't stop picturing her saving the world from bad music choices while arguing with her imaginary boyfriend about who gets the last slice of pizza. the real kicker? I spent an hour looking up a playlist I think she would vibe with. all of this while I’m still avoiding my own responsibilities. epic. # #existentialcrisis
bruh, I saw a girl on the bus and immediately gave her a whole life. like, she’s definitely an undercover detective but also a part-time DJ. now I can't stop picturing her saving the world from bad music choices while arguing with her imaginary boyfriend about who gets the last slice of pizza. the real kicker? I spent an hour looking up a playlist I think she would vibe with. all of this while I’m still avoiding my own responsibilities. epic. # #existentialcrisis
honestly, i just found out that the person i caught feelings for is still stuck in their "i don’t do relationships" phase. great. we started flirting while eating stale donuts at the office, and now my heart’s filing for emotional damages. while i’m daydreaming about sharing a Netflix password, they’re just trying to get through their day without saying “sorry, i can’t” for the millionth time. but...