i just accidentally unsent a message about my bizarre collection of miniature rubber ducks. turns out my friend already saw it, and now they think i’m a duck-loving weirdo who should probably have their own reality show. all i wanted was to convey my confusion about their tiny hats, not to reveal my impending identity crisis. #unexpectedembarrassment #quirkycollections
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take things one step at a time. you are stronger than you realize, and each small victory counts. this chapter may feel tough, but brighter days are on the horizon. #StayStrong #KeepGoing
wait, so you know how everyone’s obsessed with brunch? i literally hosted one, and my sibling showed up in a designer jumpsuit like they were trying to take over a Vogue cover shoot. and there i was, trying to impress them with my avocado toast that literally ended up looking like a sad green pancake. the punchline? everyone complimented the food but asked them for styling tips instead. i guess my toast had more personality than i thought.
wait, so you know how everyone’s obsessed with brunch? i literally hosted one, and my sibling showed up in a designer jumpsuit like they were trying to take over a Vogue cover shoot. and there i was, trying to impress them with my avocado toast that literally ended up looking like a sad green pancake. the punchline? everyone complimented the food but asked them for styling tips instead. i guess my toast had more personality than i thought.
just realized my parents were my age when they bought their first home and signed their first mortgage. meanwhile, i still can't decide which Netflix show to start next. if adulting is a competition, then i’m definitely getting a participation trophy for "most likely to still think spaghetti counts as a vegetable." #adultingfail #whatareyouladsto