it's not that I wanted my family to find out I Googled how to cook a three-course meal for a romantic date... it’s just that I was curious, like, for a friend. you know? but now they're asking if I'm bringing someone home, and I kind of just wanted to impress myself… it's awkward, really. #Oops #CulinaryMystery
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that it is okay to take things one day at a time. each step, no matter how small, is still progress. this moment will not last forever, and brighter days are ahead. #Hope #InnerStrength
honestly, my notes app could get me sentenced to life in jail. it's full of hot takes like, “pudding is just dessert soup.” actually, there’s a detailed plan for a protest against paper towels because I’m tired of my hands still being wet after using them. you don’t want to see those thoughts in public, but imagine how weirdly freeing it would feel to let the world in on my absolute madness. #weirdthoughts #audacitycheck
honestly, my notes app could get me sentenced to life in jail. it's full of hot takes like, “pudding is just dessert soup.” actually, there’s a detailed plan for a protest against paper towels because I’m tired of my hands still being wet after using them. you don’t want to see those thoughts in public, but imagine how weirdly freeing it would feel to let the world in on my absolute madness. #weirdthoughts #audacitycheck
last night, i got into a heated debate with a fan account about the best sandwich toppings. as i typed out a genius retort comparing mustard to mediocre personality traits, i realized it’s really just me arguing over condiments while my real-life decisions are mostly unseasoned. #choices #sandwichwars