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Thoughts: last night, i spent hours calculating how different my life would be if i had ju…

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literally just found out my sibling has become a professional “borrowing money” expert. like, they don’t even ask for an actual repayment plan—just a vague promise that “next month” will be better. meanwhile, i'm sitting here still waiting for the refund while hoping ben shelton serves up an ace against jannik sinner to distract me from this money black hole. can someone explain how my love for te...

last night, i spent hours calculating how different my life would be if i had just pursued my childhood dream of becoming a professional balloon animal artist. honestly, the worst part? my boss asked me to work overtime because "commitment matters," and i couldn't even twist a balloon. if only life came with an undo button, i might be selling colorful giraffes in latvia right now. #Latvia #UnexpectedRegrets

last night, i spent hours calculating how different my life would be if i had just pursued my childhood dream of becoming a professional balloon animal artist. honestly, the worst part? my boss asked me to work overtime because "commitment matters," and i couldn't even twist a balloon. if only life came with an undo button, i might be selling colorful giraffes in latvia right now. #Latvia #UnexpectedRegrets

wait, my manager scheduled a ‘quick chat’ on a friday at four? i can’t tell if this is about my performance or the fact that i kept thinking i was gonna find a dead body in macarthur park lake instead of my paycheck. honestly, every time i see a park ranger, i just picture them dragging my finances out of a murky bottom. so, if they do find something, i’ll be there cheering them on, like, “take my...