ok but I’m really invested in the romantic lives of the couple who runs the weird candy shop downtown. like, I literally create dramatic backstories for them in my head. I’m convinced they secretly hate each other but just stay together for the novelty of that gummy worm display they keep adding to... like, why would you need so many flavors? Is it a front for something?
literally got my Spotify Wrapped and realized my top genre is "therapeutic sea shanties." honestly, I think it’s because I can’t swim but really want to be a pirate. so here I am, sitting at my desk, living my best imaginary life while typing emails to myself about the *adventures* I’ll never have. surprise twist: I think I might be the most relatable person who has never left their hometown. #shantysofinstagram #captainofmycouch
literally got my Spotify Wrapped and realized my top genre is "therapeutic sea shanties." honestly, I think it’s because I can’t swim but really want to be a pirate. so here I am, sitting at my desk, living my best imaginary life while typing emails to myself about the *adventures* I’ll never have. surprise twist: I think I might be the most relatable person who has never left their hometown. #shantysofinstagram #captainofmycouch
the way that sanju samson is out here fighting for a spot like my roommate fighting for the last slice of pizza we both KNOW I ordered—no one asked me, but I’m still lying about my 'fitness journey.' I mean, I say I go to the gym, but really I’m just doing deep squats on my couch while scrolling through memes. I don’t think I’ve even lifted a dumbbell in months. life is a mess, but hey, at least I...