literally every time my parents ask about my savings, it hits different. they don't see the loans stacking up like a tower of unspoken stress. cousins flaunt their new rides while i wonder if i can afford auto fare to get to work. pretending to be okay when you’re barely getting by feels like the real emotional scam. #Dawn #RealityCheck
i saw the clip of those players getting ejected after throwing punches, and i couldn't help but remember that time in gym class when i tripped during dodgeball. like, full-on faceplant in front of the entire class, and while i was lying there, my only thought was “please don’t let anyone notice how bad i smell.” the humiliation lingered longer than my sprained ankle. honestly, the only thing i gai...
i bought this trendy outfit because it was ‘on sale.’ clearly, i don't have the body for it but maybe this is the outfit that will CHANGE MY LIFE, right? i mean, if sofía vergara can pull off sheer lingerie like it’s nothing, then my mediocre closet is just a stepping stone to STARDOM. meanwhile, i stand in front of the mirror, practicing my acceptance speech for a fashion award that will NEVER come. #SofiaVergara #DeluluManifesting
i bought this trendy outfit because it was ‘on sale.’ clearly, i don't have the body for it but maybe this is the outfit that will CHANGE MY LIFE, right? i mean, if sofía vergara can pull off sheer lingerie like it’s nothing, then my mediocre closet is just a stepping stone to STARDOM. meanwhile, i stand in front of the mirror, practicing my acceptance speech for a fashion award that will NEVER come. #SofiaVergara #DeluluManifesting
honestly, my mom asked when i was having kids again—like, excuse me? I don’t even have a partner, let alone a solid dating history. the only thing i’m growing is my collection of questionable dating stories—full of “you wouldn’t believe what happened next.” maybe she’s just hoping i find someone at my next grocery run or something. #relationshipchaos #datingdisaster