last night, someone asked me about jobs and, yaar, i almost choked on my own lies. they have no idea i'm sitting here with nothing to my name but student debt and the crushing weight of an arranged marriage looming over me, matlab, who knew losing a job would feel less lonely than pretending to have one? #ForexFactory #lifeisstrange
sabko yeh lagta hai ki main apni zindagi manage kar rahi hoon. lekin asli kahaani yeh hai ki jab main khud se dekhti hoon toh sirf debts aur anxiety dikhte hain. ghar wale sochte hain main sapne dekh rahi hoon, par main sirf kisi tarah is bojh se bhaag jana chahti hoon — yeh har roz ki jeet hai mere liye. yaar, matlab samjho na, agar kisi ko sab theek lag raha hai toh yeh sab sirf ek bhool bhulaiy...
lmao, so yesterday I decided to get into gardening because I figured, how hard can it be, right? after three hours, I had somehow convinced myself that my “indoor garden” was about to become an award-winning showcase, only to realize I had planted the cactus upside down. now I’m just staring at a confused plant that clearly hates me. guess I should’ve started with a rubber plant instead of getting all fancy with the spikes. #gardeningfails #plantparenting
lmao, so yesterday I decided to get into gardening because I figured, how hard can it be, right? after three hours, I had somehow convinced myself that my “indoor garden” was about to become an award-winning showcase, only to realize I had planted the cactus upside down. now I’m just staring at a confused plant that clearly hates me. guess I should’ve started with a rubber plant instead of getting all fancy with the spikes. #gardeningfails #plantparenting