it's not that i cared that my ex started dating my friend, it’s just i finally got the confirmation my plants have better dating lives than i do. like, what’s next, will my cactus be hosting an influencer meetup? #notbitter #plantdadproblems
if you feel like you are in a never-ending tunnel right now, just remember that every tunnel eventually leads to light. you are not alone in this, and brighter days are ahead. #YouMatter #YouAreNotAlone
not gonna lie, my ex texted me at two in the morning, and instead of hitting block, I found myself pouring a glass of wine and diving back into our messy history like it was my favorite soap opera. every time I hear a new noah kahan song, I swear it's like he’s narrating my life—now I’m just waiting for him to drop an album called "please let me stop being a human disaster." #NoahKahan #relatable
not gonna lie, my ex texted me at two in the morning, and instead of hitting block, I found myself pouring a glass of wine and diving back into our messy history like it was my favorite soap opera. every time I hear a new noah kahan song, I swear it's like he’s narrating my life—now I’m just waiting for him to drop an album called "please let me stop being a human disaster." #NoahKahan #relatable
day 47 of spiraling, and I just saw this guy on the bus wearing a jersey from like 2012, right? and suddenly I’m like, oh my god, he’s got a full backstory—lost his job during a corporate shuffle, turned to TikTok for motivation but now only makes pasta for his cats, and honestly, you can tell he smells like dreams unfulfilled and regret—but not in a sad way. it’s more like, he's training for an e...