you ever notice how some people act like they’re better than you when you get caught in an embarrassing moment? like the other day, my phone froze while searching for "how to hide evidence of desperate phone addiction" right in front of my coworker. obviously, we just acted like it never happened. meanwhile, the new redmi note fifteen pro dropped, and they were like, "ooh, imagine taking a selfie ...
have you ever practiced how to react to winning the lottery that you never even bought a ticket for? i have. and let me tell you, i cheered, danced, and then cried over a fake windfall, all in the same breath. the best part? i had no idea how i would explain the sudden wealth to my neighbor who only knows me for my ‘barely making it’ lifestyle. now that’s an awkward conversation waiting to happen.
no because the other day I realized I used to think thirty meant gray hair and knitting sweaters in a rocking chair—now I’m just here looking for my keys in the fridge and considering getting my morning smoothie out of a protein powder canister like it's a fine wine—then it hit me: do I actually need to take life seriously if my biggest dilemma is what’s funnier, the missing left sock or the right one that decided to commit sock suicide by hiding in the laundry basket?
no because the other day I realized I used to think thirty meant gray hair and knitting sweaters in a rocking chair—now I’m just here looking for my keys in the fridge and considering getting my morning smoothie out of a protein powder canister like it's a fine wine—then it hit me: do I actually need to take life seriously if my biggest dilemma is what’s funnier, the missing left sock or the right one that decided to commit sock suicide by hiding in the laundry basket?
it's not that i'm obsessed with the weather, it's just... every time the fog rolls in, it feels like my finances do the same. you ever try to see through thick fog? that's how my budget looks right now. like, where did all that money go? oh right, my "emergency" fund has basically become my "I forgot I need groceries" fund. i’m looking out the window, questioning if the thick cloud covering the ...