just realized i felt a tiny bit of glee when i heard the world's most obnoxious coworker failed their cake baking class. they always act like they're a culinary genius, but really, the last time they cooked something, the fire alarm didn't just go off, it threw a whole party. guess i am the villain for celebrating their flop, but honestly, who knew a cake could be that tragic? maybe next time, sti...
literally, why do we get so comfortable with people who make us feel like we’re stuck in a child-sized chair? honestly, it's like walking around in shoes two sizes too small and pretending it’s all fine—when did we start measuring our worth by how tiny someone else makes us feel? #existentialdilemma #relationshipconfusion
day 12 of staring at my phone screen, seeing everyone else move forward while i stand still. my relatives rave about my cousin's 'incredible life,' not knowing their secret struggle with anxiety and debt, just like mine. meanwhile, i'm left wondering if maybe this is the year i'll find my own purpose or if i’m just destined to watch from the sidelines. #Isl2026 #existentialcrisis
day 12 of staring at my phone screen, seeing everyone else move forward while i stand still. my relatives rave about my cousin's 'incredible life,' not knowing their secret struggle with anxiety and debt, just like mine. meanwhile, i'm left wondering if maybe this is the year i'll find my own purpose or if i’m just destined to watch from the sidelines. #Isl2026 #existentialcrisis
day 47 of avoiding my friends' texts because they want to go out. i said i had plans, but really, i just can't afford to even breathe the same air as a fancy restaurant right now. watching "Marty Supreme" trending feels like someone dropping their Gucci wallet next to my thrift store finds. it's like, great, Timothée is winning Oscars while i’m over here making ramen stretch like it's a masterclas...