today i opened Instagram and saw my batchmate flaunting their new car while i literally bought a new bag to hold my lunch for work. yaar, matlab samjho na, at this rate rajpal yadav will be taking the bus with me to Tihar. feeling like i should start practicing my comedy routine, because life is basically a joke that nobody wants to laugh at. #RajpalYadav #relatable
yooo, while my cousins are flexing new cars, I'm sitting here with a broken shoe, ek auto fare bhi afford nahi kar raha, matlab samjho na, ghar wale samajhte nahi, they'll never know about my last paycheck disappearing before it even hit the bank, and seeing that news about Rajpal Yadav just reminds me how quick life turns, yaar, we all have our moments, but I’m the one dodging questions about a '...
not gonna lie, I thought buying those ridiculous llama-shaped bath bombs was a self-care win. it was like, “yes, treat yourself.” then I saw my credit card bill—surprise! apparently my self-care cost more than my therapy sessions. the worst part? I kept pretending I wasn’t sweating bullets as I mixed cheap instant ramen for dinner—cooking skills 0, budgeting skills non-existent. I have llama bath bombs—so clearly I'm thriving... right?
not gonna lie, I thought buying those ridiculous llama-shaped bath bombs was a self-care win. it was like, “yes, treat yourself.” then I saw my credit card bill—surprise! apparently my self-care cost more than my therapy sessions. the worst part? I kept pretending I wasn’t sweating bullets as I mixed cheap instant ramen for dinner—cooking skills 0, budgeting skills non-existent. I have llama bath bombs—so clearly I'm thriving... right?
it’s 2am and i’m hyperventilating because my mom just found my social media where i post about my financial crisis through memes. she sent me a text asking if i really think paying rent with cat videos is sustainable. i tried to explain that it’s ART, not financial planning, but she replied with “maybe if you adopted a dog, you would have a more stable income." i’m pretty sure i’m one panic attack...