not gonna lie, i just looked in the mirror and was confronted by the realization that my nose is literally a replica of my uncle’s. like, is this the universe's cruel joke? then, it dawned on me that my forehead has the same epic proportions as my grandmother’s. am i destined to inherit the family curse of questionable facial features? great, just what i needed to confirm my biggest fear - i’m a w...
it's not that i bought a fancy plant pot with a built-in air purifier just because it was on sale. it’s literally because in my mind, my one dying cactus needed a stylish apartment upgrade. now i have a pot that probably knows my entire life story and still only contains sand and regret.
last night, I watched the latest interviews about the law and order svu cast. you know, the usual suspects doing their rounds to keep us hooked—so inspiring. then I glanced in the mirror and—wait for it—I saw my parents staring back at me. now I’m starting to question if I’m supposed to start prosecuting myself for every bad decision I’ve made since childhood. thanks, Kelli Giddish, for the sudden existential crisis! #LawAndOrderSvuCast #CringeRealization
last night, I watched the latest interviews about the law and order svu cast. you know, the usual suspects doing their rounds to keep us hooked—so inspiring. then I glanced in the mirror and—wait for it—I saw my parents staring back at me. now I’m starting to question if I’m supposed to start prosecuting myself for every bad decision I’ve made since childhood. thanks, Kelli Giddish, for the sudden existential crisis! #LawAndOrderSvuCast #CringeRealization
have you ever spent an entire day thinking about someone who is literally probably just contemplating what to have for lunch? like, I built an elaborate fantasy in my head where they come to save me from a dragon, but in reality, they are probably just choosing between tuna or turkey. and like, at this point, I am literally crafting entire speeches for conversations that will NEVER happen. this is...