No because I just unsent a message about the neighbor's garden gnome collection and I KNOW they already saw it. The way I detailed the historical significance of ceramic lawn ornaments in a fit of insomnia... I just know I’m now the Gnome Stalker. I can’t even look at their yard the same way. I mean, should I bring a peace offering or, I don't know, start a support group?
it’s not that I forgot, it’s just that I genuinely believed the universe would send me a carrier pigeon to remind me I was supposed to pick up the award for “Best Soup” at that random festival weeks ago—who even enters soup competitions? and now I’m waiting for my acceptance speech that will never happen. #soupgate #lifeisstrange
its 8am and my relatives just compared me to my cousin who's "doing so well." meanwhile, I’m over here debating if it's too early for a deep dive into my ex's Spotify playlists to see if he’s moved on. apparently my cousin has a life, but I'm stuck in this existential crisis where I can’t even pick a snack without texting five people for approval. #Game #Relatable
its 8am and my relatives just compared me to my cousin who's "doing so well." meanwhile, I’m over here debating if it's too early for a deep dive into my ex's Spotify playlists to see if he’s moved on. apparently my cousin has a life, but I'm stuck in this existential crisis where I can’t even pick a snack without texting five people for approval. #Game #Relatable
OMG, did you hear about Anna Kendrick and Matt Rife hanging out in CT? Talk about a Hollywood moment in our backyard! 🌟 You know there’s some juicy gossip brewing there—can’t wait to see what unfolds! Get the deets over at ctinsider.com! #CelebritySightings