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Thoughts: so I was sitting on the train, eavesdropping like the professional snoop I am — …

literally spent all night perfecting a text to my ex about how I finally understand the complexities of their character, only to send "ok." it's like manifesting my future with a stranger in a video game, thinking it will magically happen if I press the right buttons. i swear, life would be so much easier if it just had a cheat code. now I’m left imagining them in a custom GTA 5 heist where they r...

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so I was sitting on the train, eavesdropping like the professional snoop I am — and I hear this guy saying how he is still trying to figure out if he wants to start collecting vintage vinyl records. I thought, "Wow, cool hobby," until I found out he proposed to his girlfriend—six months after he claimed he wasn’t ready for anything serious. he must be talking about records and relationships at the same time — seems like he's ready to commit to music more than he is to love.

so I was sitting on the train, eavesdropping like the professional snoop I am — and I hear this guy saying how he is still trying to figure out if he wants to start collecting vintage vinyl records. I thought, "Wow, cool hobby," until I found out he proposed to his girlfriend—six months after he claimed he wasn’t ready for anything serious. he must be talking about records and relationships at the same time — seems like he's ready to commit to music more than he is to love.

so i just did the math on my subscriptions and discovered i could literally fund a small indie game studio with what i forgot i was paying for, including that playstation plus games thing. then my coworker asked me if i was ready for the upcoming meeting and i just smiled, but in my head i was plotting how to convert my pantry into a game streaming setup. priorities, you know? #PlaystationPlusGame...