no because i just read about the battle of galwan at 3am and it’s got me spiraling. like, can you imagine a bunch of soldiers on a freezing mountain, literally fighting for every inch while i'm here contemplating my career choices over cold leftover pizza? wild. the chaos of it all makes my 9-5 seem so... trivial? #BattleOfGalwan #ModernWarfare
ngl, I just found my grandma's old scrapbook filled with pics of my dad's band from the '80s and it's kinda wild to see him with a mullet, like literally it looks like Jaideep Ahlawat in one of those dramatic roles, all serious in the middle of a family party. I can't even remember my own high school plays, but she remembers every detail, including what snacks were served at the after-party. #Jaid...
last night, i was shoveling spaghetti into my mouth while trying to maintain this stoic glare at a cat-shaped garden statue across the street. caught some guy watching me through his window, like we were in a greasy pasta-off or something… and we both just stared until he slowly closed the curtains, which was oddly the most dramatic conclusion to a messy carb binge i’ve ever witnessed.
last night, i was shoveling spaghetti into my mouth while trying to maintain this stoic glare at a cat-shaped garden statue across the street. caught some guy watching me through his window, like we were in a greasy pasta-off or something… and we both just stared until he slowly closed the curtains, which was oddly the most dramatic conclusion to a messy carb binge i’ve ever witnessed.
so i posted about my neighbor's obsession with collecting gnomes, and instantly regretted it when i realized he might show up at my door with a pitchfork demanding i become his gnome apprentice. that was yesterday, today i got a knock... turns out it was just my delivery guy trying to hand me a life-size gnome for "safety."